Everyone's getting married this weekend. Everyone! If you think you know someone who isn't getting married this weekend, you're just misinformed. This includes yourself.
Gerald and Danihana, familiar folks to the forum, met through reading It's Walky!. They is getting married today. It is major sucks, because Maggie and I were supposed to be there, but something dumb happened and we couldn't. It is no fair, because I made this wedding happen by existing. The bragging rights are all mine!
Also, Hooper's getting married tomorrow. Finally, he can lose that virginity.
Joyce and Walky themselves may or may not have gotten married last month in the subscription strips. Not even they know for sure!