August 18th, 2010

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Bwa.

Originally published at Shortpacked!. Please leave any comments there.

My legs are like a house of cards, I'm serious!

Unlike Rodimus and Cyclonus, I didn’t have any older versions of the Galvatron mold that was included in the “Challenge at Cybertron” three-pack. There’s a pretty good reason! Man, that mold sucks harder than your mom at a nickel convention. He always looked kinda iffy, and I was able to play with my friend Graham’s back when he came out, confirming my suspicions.

So, yay, now I have my own, and he isn’t much better. I mean, I guess he has a little more paint on him? I’m not actually sure. His robot mode sure has more paint, but his tank mode has practically none except for the treads. They really could have tried to paint something on it. It’s not like it had to be accurate to any onscreen cartoon tank or anything! They coulda had fun with it.

Once again, the left (cannonless) arm is painted over. I’m still not sure why! They’re going for cartoon accuracy, and Galvatron’s cartoon arms are purple. Entirely purple. And yet the purple-plastic arms are covered in gray paint. It’s not like that arm shows up in tank mode or anything. It doesn’t make a difference. Though in general, I do like the colors. Mostly-white toys with a much darker secondary color are always pretty.

Why did I take a photo? I could have just taken a blank Photoshop canvas and drawn an orange line.

But dude, this toy does not like to be transformed. It’s not that it’s complicated. The transformation’s probably about medium difficulty. Nothing about it is frustrating on paper. But, damn, does he like to pop apart. His arm will pop off and you’ll try to fix it and more of the arm will pop off of itself and then the backpack will pop off and then the cannon will pop off as you try to fix the arm and backpack. Later, you will lose both legs during transformation.

See, this is why I skipped him the first time.

Despite this, I may keep him. I use Energon Galvatron as my Galvatron now, and have for a number of years. But he’s huge, and space is increasingly a premium. It might be nice to try a smaller Galvatron for a while so I can actually fit in all those Sweeps. And the new Cyclonus’s Armada I have.

Some day we’ll get a good Voyager Class Galvatron. And he won’t suck! These are my hopes and dreams.