January 25th, 2010


His hair would never make it into Avatar.

Shortpacked!: These are trying times.

Hey, guess what?  You can preorder your Mike Warner statue now!  PatchTogether put the order page up late last night, and already we have a good thing going with him.  At $34.95, he's even $5 less than Amber was.  (Probably the lack of translucent parts or an accessory.)  So, woo!  Have at him!

Now that Mike's confirmed for preorder, I put together some more angles of him for the sculptors.  I was kinda putting it off.  Mike's hair, as I've belabored in the past, doesn't work in 3D.  It doesn't!  But I threw down some lines anyway, and hopefully the poor sculptors can figure it out.

That's right, I'm passing the buck.

I'm not proud of it, but that's what I'm doing.

And while I have your attention, read this 5-page preview for Transformers: Last Stand of the Wreckers #1.  And then buy the fucking hell out of it on Wednesday.  I'm serious.