September 27th, 2007

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Shortpacked!: Or IS it?

Buzzer was once a left-wing intellectual who was seduced by the Australian biker gang phenomenon. Now he wants to chainsaw everything he once claimed to love.

Remember, kids. College will turn you into a street hoodlum. Join the Army!

I've never owned a Buzzer before. I have a Zartan and maybe a Ripper from Joe vs Cobra buried somewhere, but Buzzer's new to me. But I'm glad to have this Buzzer. He comes with a gigantic-ass chainsaw. (Get it? "Buzzer"?) He also comes with a gas tank to wear on his back, likely to power his gigantic-ass chainsaw. Man, that sounds like a health hazard. Buzzer, you used to be an intellectual, but you sure aren't very smart. G.I. Joe has guns. They're gonna know where to aim.

There's a defect in the construction of mine. There's lots of excess glue in between the pieces that comprise his chainsaw, so the blade sticks out at an odd angle. It's kind of annoying, but not enough for me to either return him or buy a replacement. He's just Buzzer.

On the other hand, if he were awesome/creepy cyborg Buzzer, and I had a Wreck-Gar or something, that would be something.

Ugly Hill's Joy and Paul Southworth have spawned! Holy cheese!

Wow, that's a head of hair.