August 26th, 2007

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Shortpacked!@TNI: Plugging holes.
Shortpacked!: What she'll look like in 20 years.

Gung-Ho is pretty gay.Gung-Ho is pretty gay. I mean, dude, look at him. Further explanation would just waste valuable time.

He comes with a shotgun grenade launcher that folds in half for some reason. I really wish it didn't, because the hinge in the middle is pretty shallow and so the barrel falls off all the time and I'm actually pretty damn surprised I haven't lost it already. (There was a close call this morning.) But in the abstract, it would have been pretty nifty.

His knee joints are pretty loose, as well, so I sometimes have trouble standing him. But, uh, hey, other than that, he's pretty enjoyable. He does indeed look incredibly gay, but that just adds character. (I am amused that when Gung-Ho first showed up in the comics, the other Joes made fun of his outfit.)

On the other hand, he's Cajun, which means he sounds like Gambit, so maybe I do hate him.

God damn you, Gambit.

In Cajun-free news, a man named Chapel has surfaced as possibly one of the most awesome people in the world. The proof? His Robo-J.O.E. custom. Through that link lies our hopes and dreams. Lap it up, like so much fresh milk.

Speaking of (land flowing with) milk (and honey), the world is getting a Manga Bible. Jesus has never looked so bishonen. Sure, that incest rape was actually in the source material, and Leviticus is already as boring and tedious as Dragon Ball Z, but watch out for those tentacles, Judas. They're new. Oof.