May 17th, 2007

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Shortpacked!: Jabba likes himself right where he is.

So, uh, how'd Aquaman get his hand back?

Hrgh.

There's obviously a really interesting story here, and I want to know what it is. Maybe he got that water hand he had later in the comics and then he dropped some peach JELL-O mix into it? Maybe he's actually Clayface and he was looking at old photos? Maybe his son grew up into a horrible jackhole and he realized trading his hand for his son's life was a dumb idea so he built a wooden hand prosthesis, killed him, and covered it with his skin?

The possibilities are endless!

I really wish they had a larger base body to make these random villains with. Both Parasite and Amazo really need to not be relatively tiny, as they're both, well, big.

Stargirl, as I mentioned yesterday, has her eye paint messed up. The black eyelash outline got skooched down a fraction, making her look like she got punched in the eye. I've decided that Supergirl beat her up because Stargirl was being a petty jealous bitch, which she totally is!

Serves her right!