March 12th, 2007

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This is a stand-alone gag week, folks, which means we're back to a MWF update schedule. Plan accordingly! Of course, the blog marches on.

In the Awesome Category, I discovered that I'm listed as one of La Porte, Indiana's famous residents on Wikipedia. Yep. Jus' me, a NASCAR guy, and a mass murderer. Sweet! Indiana is so great. It's the best state in the Union! Anyone who disagrees is obviously some sort of white supremacist. I don't know exactly why that is.

I've come upon a realization. When we went to see 300 Saturday night, I was carded. Carded! I'm nearly 28, dammit! So it hit me.

I'm not aging. I'm not! I must have some sort of rare disease. I'm just going to look sixteen years old for the rest of my life.

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See you later, folks. I'm gonna go pick up some horny teenaged girls.