March 6th, 2007

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Shortpacked!: What passes for normal.

58 homeschooled kids decided that they could absolutely could not stand the differing viewpoints out there in the world, and so they created Conservapedia. Now, I know there may be a whole lot of things on there a few of us may not agree with because we're liberal facists, but that's not why we're here.

No, we're here because of unintential hilarity of a different kind.

The page for Ronald Reagan states:
In one of his most famous challenges to Soviet Communism in Europe, he publicly uttered the words, "Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall," before tearing down the Berlin Wall separating East and West Germany.

This badly composed sentence seems to be implying that Ronald Reagan tore down the Berlin Wall himself! ...Immediately after telling Gorbachev to do it. Man, he's impatient!

Clearly, beforehand he tore open his shirt to expose his Patriotic Pectorals, but this, of course, goes without saying, and thus mention of it in an encyclopedia would be redundant.

Wikis are awesome.