January 13th, 2007

Overwhelmed by purty

(no subject)

My list of things I want to accomplish before I die:

Punch a horse.
Eat Taco Bell and Red Lobster on the same day.
Own a Big Daddy.
Kill Dina.
Run ten miles without hurling.
Have sex five times in a 24-hour period.
Have sex ten times in a 24-hour period.
Have sex twenty times in a 24-hour period.
Have sex twenty times in a 24-hour period while eating Taco Bell and/or Red Lobster.
Go to the moon.
Finish the Transformers Wiki.
Get married, have a kid, name him/her "Commander." (Not necessarily in that order.)
Drive a tank.
Set a hill on fire.
Faint, vomit and diarrhea simultaneously.
Watch the entire run of Scrubs, back-to-back, start-to-finish, no breaks.
Make love to Allison Mack.
Participate in another man's marriage proposal.