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I wonder if one of his guns contains venom "snake."
Shortpacked!: Shortpacked! -- for kids!

It's Easter time, and you know what that means. It means stores are crammed with giant Easter baskets full of cheap-ass toys, most of them illegal knockoffs! For example, there's the perennial bootleg Aerialbots, always an easy find. Sometimes there's a knockoff Zord or Lightning McQueen. Today we even found an oversized bootleg of G1 Dreadwind.

But ever so often you find crazy new things, like the Dinosaur Rangers. (At Kmart.) Ten years ago, our buddy Swift bought an offbrand transforming T-rex that seems to be from the same line as these transforming dinosaurs. We assume this because of the dino head positioning in robot mode and the spreading tail-halves on his shoulders. (We dubbed the T-rex "Megarex," after one of our favorite Beast Wars fanfic characters.) But here's a new set, featuring Megaraptor, Megaanklo, Mega... something... Half of them, according to their packaging photography, featured suggestively-placed dinosaur noggins in robot mode. There was another Easter basket that included an orange Megaraptor and a Megatriceratops twice his size.

I'm tempted to get them.

Sorely, sorely tempted.

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From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 19th, 2008 03:12 am (UTC)
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You must tell where you found the oversized Dreadwing KO because that sounds like something that I may be willing to purchase. Which reminds me that I need to check out Big Lots again soon.
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From:[info]shortpacked
Date:March 19th, 2008 03:14 am (UTC)
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Kmart. It was up high! They had just one, and it seems to come with a Zord or something.
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From:[info]dvandom
Date:March 19th, 2008 03:27 am (UTC)
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I've had those dinos for a couple years, they've been in K-Mart's Easter Basket rotation for a while. They're crotchmasters, mostly. Dino heads end up sticking out of the groin in robot mode. Here's a pic I took two years ago:

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From:[info]shortpacked
Date:March 19th, 2008 03:32 am (UTC)
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Those guys are great.
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From:[info]finback
Date:March 19th, 2008 08:44 am (UTC)
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Yeah, I got my Ankyloguy in a bulk clearance warehouse chain here called "W.A. Salvage", which has now shut down. Of course, the back of the package showed all manner of dino-robots.. and all they had, en masse, was Ankylo. Mind you, I've since found both Megarex, and Minirex, so all is ok in the world.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 19th, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
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I think I've even seen knock-offs of GMs from Mobile Suit Gundam in some of those Easter baskets. It is most amusing :)
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From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 19th, 2008 04:00 am (UTC)
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Aw man, I'm a sucker for knock-offs. I dunno what it is about them. As it was stated above, Big Lots is the motherload. I check there on off days when I know I don't need to be spending a lot of money but I still want my fix. Nothing like a good knock-off to cheer you up! I'm always up for a Gundam knock-off myself (nothin' beats a GUDNAM).

My favorite TF knock-offs that I've seen were these HUGE mini-cons at Big Lots. They were great! Pretty much just the same as the regular minicons, only gigantic.

- Alexx
From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 19th, 2008 04:06 am (UTC)

They are so, so worth it.

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From:[info]pyynk
Date:March 19th, 2008 04:12 am (UTC)
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It's the orange. Just admit it, man. We understand.
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From:[info]frustratedpilot
Date:March 19th, 2008 04:23 am (UTC)
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At some BigLots, in their usual toy selection, I've seen KO versions of the Destiny Gundam and the Saviour Gundam from Gundam Seed Destiny. They're pretty big guys too. The stores are in the middle of a major stock rotation now, so some places have them and others don't at the moment.
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From:[info]z4nd4r
Date:March 19th, 2008 05:04 am (UTC)
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Oh crap you all look so young in those pics. Especially Trix. She was like 12 back then right? :)
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From:[info]ufo_ranch
Date:March 19th, 2008 06:11 am (UTC)
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lemme guess.
this comic is a stab at lilformer's recent strip
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lilformers is an incredibly shit comic that has none of the wit shortpacked has, and yet transfans seem to love it for some reason.
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From:[info]magicgravel
Date:March 19th, 2008 08:41 am (UTC)

transformers for kids

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is this an existential crisis?
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From:[info]thomasoverbeck
Date:March 19th, 2008 10:39 am (UTC)

Transfakers

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I remember seeing at Wal-Mart an Easter basket 6 years ago with a complete set of knockoff Combaticons. Had all the Bruticus parts and everything.

I love how you can still see the Decepticon imprint on pseudo-Dreadwing, but with a US flag on there instead.
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From:[info]lameazoid
Date:March 19th, 2008 12:08 pm (UTC)
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I wonder if that Dreadwind would combine with the Darkwing knockoff I have from a flea market many years ago.
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From:[info]conor_ahearne
Date:March 19th, 2008 12:47 pm (UTC)
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That Beast Wars fanfic was frickin' awesome. I mean wow.

((((
Mega-Rex's robot mode: He have a different head, He is big as Megatron is,
for
weapon, He have 2 guns like inferno and
another gun who contain venom "snake" and he can fly Beast and Robot mode
"like
Megatron" He have a shield, BUT he
cannot stay in robot form except if he is in the base cause his the energon
have

affected his body.))))


Pure, unadulterated genius.
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From:[info]b_r_u_t_i_c_u_s
Date:March 19th, 2008 01:20 pm (UTC)
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Dude, the Dinosaurs look a lot like a line of figures that were sold over here in the UK by a shop called 'Wilkinsons'...

They also sold a series of pretty awesome motorbikes, just a shame about the robot modes...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3196/2345532394_73fa8ae31f_o.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2100/2344704661_e463b12d4e_o.jpg
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2363/2345532734_91f832b0af_o.jpg
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3181/2345535766_24812f2050_o.jpg

You have to buy the Dinosaurs though...
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From:[info]buckbear
Date:March 19th, 2008 02:06 pm (UTC)
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Thanks for the heads-up, I always ignore the K-mart when I shop, and I love knock-offs.
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From:[info]fortmax
Date:March 19th, 2008 02:42 pm (UTC)

I'm in despair

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The nearest K-mart being over 150 miles away has left me in despair!

And I live in the midle of the Dallaw/Fort Worth Metroplex. WTF K-Mart?
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From:[info]scavgraphics
Date:March 19th, 2008 03:47 pm (UTC)
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This was from a discussion about the new Iron Man cartoon:
Seriously, do they really think that the only way to hit the children's market is to make the character a child?? What's next? "Transformers Babies"

Transformers Babies would be awesome!
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From:[info]protoman185
Date:March 19th, 2008 05:23 pm (UTC)
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I keep seeing KO Superion gift sets for Walmart Easter Baskets, Half tempted to buy it myself
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From:[info]slagpit
Date:March 19th, 2008 08:48 pm (UTC)
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Ya know, I've seen both the Dreadwind and Darkwing knockoffs quite a few times, not even just in these baskets. From my observations, they've removed the Powermaster dock port, but still package the Powermasters with them, painfully whited out the Decep logo to draw on American flags, and put weapons with them that couldn't possibly go with them. Anyone know why people would pick Powermasters to knock off? Gestalts, I understand. I've seen Superion, Bruticus (in and out of those Easter baskets, in G2 colors), Defensor, and Devestator (well, who HASN'T seen a knockoff Devy?)... I've even seen a knockoff that had three Aerialbots, two Combaticons, and a Stunticon (I'm actually suprised I've never seen a full Menasor knock). Powermasters, however, don't make sense to me. They seem like they'd be more trouble to knock than they're worth.
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From:[info]shingallon
Date:March 19th, 2008 10:18 pm (UTC)
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Right, the only reason anyone could not like the new cartoon is retarded fanboyism, it couldn't possibly be that they simply don't find the art style or writing appealing. The ONLY explanation is fanboyism. Yeah...
Same with the live action movie, right?
From:(Anonymous)
Date:March 20th, 2008 01:04 am (UTC)

Mega...something

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The red dude is definitely a Pachycephalosaur. The green one is obscured by the glare, but my guess would be Iguanadon
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From:[info]obsequiosity
Date:March 20th, 2008 01:39 am (UTC)
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I want one of those awesome "Kermit the Prime" t-shirts like that guy in the strip has.

--Obs, I did not ask for a Kermit the Mirpe t-shirt, I did not ask for a Kermit the Riemp t-shirt, I just want my Kermit the Prime t-shirt!... *flails arms*
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